hipsterrunoff:

Just read some ‘press release’ about how some guy robbed a bank. Then there was some sort of ‘security footage’ of him, and he ‘looked like an effing hipster’ because he was wearing a messenger bag (to carry money), emo glasses (to evaluate his surroundings), and an ‘ironic’ cream colored sweater. His age range was ‘effing twenty something.’ He is also a ‘very vegan’ 150-170 lbs.

Really unsure as 2 whether or not this guy was a ‘real hipster’ or if he is just a mainstreamer pretending 2 be alt in order to ‘throw off the cops’ from finding him. Feel like every day tons of mainstreamers pretend 2 be alt for tons of miscellaneous reasons.