Long has it been the trump card in guilty crushes, but the female newsreaders from Sky Sports News have had their reps tarnished with the introduction of the new Sky Sports News HD channel. 

Well, cult figure Georgie Thompson has anyway. From being considered Britain’s answer to internet love-thang Melissa Theuriau to looking a bit piggy with cellulite-ridden arms, Georgie has fallen from grace. 

MOD prediction: Horny sports fans to declare war on Rupert Murdoch and dream shattering.