November 22, 2010
Where The Wild Things Are (2009) - Review

Spike Jonze’s polarising adaptation of the children’s story classic features some beautiful cinematography, inspired direction and decent animation but suffers from a case of being a bit… well, boring. 

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Filed under: 2009 review Spike Jonze 
September 18, 2010
Up In The Air (2009) - Review

A peculiarly lauded movie from the talented sprog of comedy legend, Ivan - Jason Reitman conceives a rare miss that has all of his trademark visual tricks but little heart or warmth. Cold and slow. 

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Filed under: Review 2009 George Clooney Jason Reitman 
August 10, 2010
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Review

Bay manages to make a movie identical to the first, yet somehow worse. Megan manages to raise erection levels but Shia LePoof is a wimpy dick. 

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Filed under: 2009 Review Megan Fox Shit Sequels Michael Bay 
August 10, 2010
Black Dynamite (2009) - Review

Blaxploitation fans will dig it but even the uninitiated won’t get left behind in this pitch perfect spoof, as BD gets the foxy ladies and makes the pushers pay. Church! 

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Filed under: 2009 blaxploitation 
August 9, 2010
Sherlock Holmes (2009) - Review

Cor blimey, guv’nah! Guy Ritchie exposed again as terrible story-teller with a bag full of fancy tricks and dodgy CGI, leaving valiant Robert Downey Jr. to drown. 

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Filed under: 2009 Review Guy Ritchie Downey Jr 
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