August 10, 2010
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Review

Bay manages to make a movie identical to the first, yet somehow worse. Megan manages to raise erection levels but Shia LePoof is a wimpy dick. 

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August 10, 2010
Transformers (2007) - Review

Michael Bay blows up shit (cars, buildings, Gen Xers childhood memories) in 139 minutes of padding as viewers only care about Megan bending over. 

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Filed under: 2007 Review Megan Fox Michael Bay 
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